He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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