Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Pants are for mortals
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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