Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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