I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Randomize
