You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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