if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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