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• (845): View more from New York

  8:17pm: So, How was fun day?

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  1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...

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  and?

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  RIP clitoris

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.

  (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.

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• (619): View more from California

  i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"

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  what did G.P. say?

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  oddly enough it was a dick pic

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity

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