you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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