Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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