let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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