If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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