Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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