Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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