yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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