yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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