cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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