You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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