Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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