if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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