so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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