When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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