I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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