I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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