its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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