i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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