Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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