Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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