your room smells of hookers.
And success
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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