All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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