Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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