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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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