just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
its not stalking. its research.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
