all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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