I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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