We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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