this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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