# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
