Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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