Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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