And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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