quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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