Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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