so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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