Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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