I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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