butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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