So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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