i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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