I must be too annoying 4 u.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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