so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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