You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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