he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
There's a naked man in my car right now.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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