Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
