Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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